The Republic of Dylanana is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its zero percent divorce rate, otherworldly petting zoo, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 13.468 billion Dylananans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government is primarily concerned with Defense, with Healthcare, Education, and Administration also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dylanana DC. The average income tax rate is 46.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Dylananan economy, worth a remarkable 2,428 trillion Jakes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Tourism. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 180,345 Jakes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

Physics lessons mostly involve talking about emotional management techniques, battlefield gains are quickly lost when enemies don't respect a time-out, the nation is ravaged by daily union strikes, and drunk drivers are sentenced to death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Dylanana's national animal is the Dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Catholic.

Dylanana is ranked 39,462^nd in the world and 56^th in The Order of the Grey Wardens for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,268.71 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.