The Queendom of Ellisford is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its irreverence towards religion, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 15.034 billion Ellisfordians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while International Aid and Spirituality aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.4%.

The strong Ellisfordian economy, worth 969 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 64,480 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 415,583 per year while the poor average 4,042, a ratio of 102 to 1.

Voting is voluntary and Ellisford's children are widely acknowledged as the most foul-mouthed in the region. Crime is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Ellisford's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ellisford is ranked 116,313^th in the world and 367^th in 0000 for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 50 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.