The Protectorate of Christinia is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Jacki Sloan with an even hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, national health service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate population of 3.052 billion Christinians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Christiania. The average income tax rate is 75.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Christinian economy, worth 216 trillion Moneys a year, is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 70,814 Moneys, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Being dead no longer has any benefits, balaclava manufacturers are held criminally culpable for bank heists, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, and on-duty Air Christinia flight attendants are usually seen napping in first class. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Christinia's national animal is the flying hamster, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Christinia is ranked 108,288^th in the world and 1,953^rd in The East Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 81.74 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.