The Walled Cities of EretzIsrael is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Benjamin Satanyahu with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, absence of drug laws, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 26.953 billion EretzIsraelians are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Industry, although Defense is also considered important, while Environment and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of יְרוּשָׁלַיִם. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient EretzIsraelian economy, worth an astonishing 23,809 trillion שקלs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Gambling, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is a breathtaking 883,379 שקלs, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 8,240,487 per year while the poor average 8,374, a ratio of 984 to 1.

People all over EretzIsrael are dying of 'Mad Gazelle Disease', citizens are regularly found digging for treasure in their gardens, passengers often cause a stink on public transport, and fiscal policy hawks decry the sizable "panem et circenses" fund added to the public budget. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. EretzIsrael's national animal is the gazelle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Satanism.

EretzIsrael is ranked 40^th in the world and 2^nd in The North Pacific for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,916.18 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.