The Republic of Eternal Wa r is a colossal, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning fox population. The hard-working population of 8.343 billion Eternal Wa rians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 21.8%.

The Eternal Wa rian economy, worth 339 trillion deniers a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Cheese Exports, Trout Farming, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 40,747 deniers, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Eternal Wa r's national animal is the fox, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Eternal Wa r is ranked 153,164^th in the world and 2,284^th in Artificial Solar System for Most Corrupt Governments, with 3.24 kickbacks per hour.