The Confederation of Europana Uniono is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President of the European Commission with an iron fist, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and hatred of cheese. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 13.25 billion Europeans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Spirituality, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brussels. The average income tax rate is 35.2%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The EU economy, worth 678 trillion euros a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is 51,182 euros, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

Old warplanes and tanks that break down can't be repaired since no one makes the parts anymore, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come, and a punitive tax has been placed on harmful emissions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Europana Uniono's national animal is the bull, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Europana Uniono is ranked 259,139^th in the world and 11^th in 1st Lutheran Christian Community for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -8 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.