The 🌸Unhinged Girlboss🌸 of Evil Mother is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Ica of the Dinosaurs with an iron fist, and notable for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The cynical, devout population of 8.17 billion Evil Motherians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Evil Undercity. The average income tax rate is 41.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Evil Motherian economy, worth 480 trillion Mother Mylks a year, is led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Pizza Delivery, Retail, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 58,763 Mother Mylks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The poor are often seen pale and dizzy after selling their blood to make ends meet, where there's a will there is usually a password manager, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms, and people think garlic bread counts as one of their "five a day". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Evil Mother's national animal is the Tyrannic Tyrannosaurus Rex, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tyrannosaurinism.

Evil Mother is ranked 54,131^st in the world and 79^th in The Wellspring for Most Patriotic, with 25.8 flags saluted per person per day.