The Grand Duchy of Fake communism25 is a colossal, orderly nation, remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ban on automobiles, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.672 billion Fake communism25ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Fake communism25ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,662 trillion Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 249,194 Dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.8 times as much as the poorest.

Forest fires have dropped dramatically as there are hardly any forests left, the military is slashing spending on conventional arms and diverting it to spending on prosthetic arms, legislators toe the party line lest the Sergeant-at-Arms decide to conduct "truncheon practice" on the backbench, and slow dancing is made trickier when Auntie Edna insists on standing between the couple's arms. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fake communism25's national animal is the Dog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Fake communism25 is ranked 288,127^th in the world and 11,206^th in Balder for Highest Food Quality, scoring 4.11 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.