Population | 13.228 billion |
Capital | Roulons |
Leader | Amaki nar Suurewie |
Currency | raha |
Animal | Aerastaral |
The Merry Queermas of Fallen Albali is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Amaki nar Suurewie with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, keen interest in outer space, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 13.228 billion Albalians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roulons. The average income tax rate is 57.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The all-consuming Albalian economy, worth a remarkable 1,575 trillion rahas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Trout Farming, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 119,125 rahas, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Both diets and economic output are growing leaner with recent restrictions to free trade, the government is attempting to impose a new national language on the public, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Fallen Albali's national animal is the Aerastaral, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Fallen Albali is ranked 58,720th in the world and 5th in Valentine Day for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,349.66 on the Gilded Widget Scale.
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- : Fallen Albali was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Fallen Albali was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential, Most Patriotic, Highest Poor Incomes, Highest Economic Output, and Most Stationary.
- : Fallen Albali was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Fallen Albali was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Fallen Albali was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Public Transport.
- : Fallen Albali was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
- : Fallen Albali was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Cheese Export Sector and the Top 10% for Most Stationary.
- : Fallen Albali was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Fallen Albali was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
- : Fallen Albali's influence in Valentine Day fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".