The Corporate United Replubics of Thebernesen is a huge, efficient nation, ruled by Zander Ryker with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, otherworldly petting zoo, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-working population of 808 million Thebersenians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaint Juan. The average income tax rate is 17.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Thebernsenian economy, worth 87.1 trillion Makanis a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 107,787 Makanis, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, worried-looking neonatal nurses are being deployed in place of SWAT teams during dangerous drug busts, judicial torture is outsourced overseas, and aspiring pilots must be personally vetted by the Minister of Transportation before receiving their license. Crime is totally unknown. Thebernesen's national animal is the SEAGULL, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Thebernesen is ranked 76,554^th in the world and 141^st in Carcassonne for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 2,793.88 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.