Population | 7.85 billion |
Capital | Igniswood |
Leader | Mairéwell Martinson |
Faith | Treekidism |
Currency | Solasia |
Animal | Treeky Dragon |
The Green Patch of Treekidistan is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Mairéwell Martinson with an iron fist, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, frequent executions, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 7.85 billion Treekidistanians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Igniswood. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.3%.
The frighteningly efficient Treekidistanian economy, worth 768 trillion Solasias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 97,926 Solasias, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 480,534 per year while the poor average 11,422, a ratio of 42.1 to 1.
Protests are prohibited from blocking traffic, unsolved crimes are often pinned on veterans with PTSD, it turns out you can teach cats new tricks, and homosexuality is a crime punishable by death. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Treekidistan's national animal is the Treeky Dragon, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Treekidism.
Treekidistan is ranked 232,528th in the world and 4,925th in The North Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -6 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Treekidistan resigned from the World Assembly.
- : Treekidistan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Fattest Citizens and the Top 10% for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Treekidistan, homosexuality is a crime punishable by death.
- : Treekidistan was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Darkanistan.
- : Treekidistan was endorsed by The World of Simone Republic.
- : Treekidistan was endorsed by The Swiftpaw of Norwegian FOREST Cat.
- : Treekidistan voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Declaration Against Slavery and its Violence".
- : Treekidistan voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Reducing Bycatch".
- : Treekidistan was endorsed by The Rogue Nation of The Resoland.
- : Treekidistan was endorsed by The United Socialist States of Esperonia.