The Kingdom of Frandonia is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by King Agusto II de Safran with an iron fist, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, parental licensing program, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 12.288 billion Frandonians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Modena. The average income tax rate is 67.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Frandonian economy, worth a remarkable 2,027 trillion Frandonian Ayrts a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 165,004 Frandonian Ayrts, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Silver Foxes have more rights than the average citizen, citizens are less concerned with policy and more concerned with whether politicians "call 'em like they see 'em", criminals lock themselves in their mums' basements to avoid prison, and hordes of faceless civil servants are running cities. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Frandonia's national animal is the Silver Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Cinoism.

Frandonia is ranked 35,225^th in the world and 14^th in Violetia for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 5,734.29 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.