The Free Land of Free Province States is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by President Jose with a fair hand, and remarkable for its feral children, unlimited-speed roads, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 13.779 billion Free Province Statesians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Free Province. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 15.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Free Province Statesian economy, worth a remarkable 3,509 trillion Province Coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology and Retail. Average income is an amazing 254,697 Province Coins, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 749,528 per year while the poor average 68,144, a ratio of 11.0 to 1.

The government has declined to declare any particular religion as its 'official' one, airport security is provided by private companies, it's a marvellous night for a moon dance as the sparks on your home start to rise, and agricultural science is the most competitive subject at universities. Crime is totally unknown. Free Province States's national animal is the Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Willem Dafoe.

Free Province States is ranked 802^nd in the world and 39^th in Osiris for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 9,960.63 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.