The Destructive Albatross of Taylor Allison Swift is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Empress Taylor Swift with an even hand, and renowned for its pith helmet sales, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working population of 3.328 billion Tortured Poets have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Tortured Poets Department. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Tortured economy, worth 675 trillion albums a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 202,983 albums, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBTAS Governor goes house hunting, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices, airport announcements inform passengers that flights have been delayed because pilots are having afternoon naps, and business owners return from long vacations to find their factories have been turned into homeless shelters. Crime is totally unknown. Taylor Allison Swift's national animal is the cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is The Anthology.

Taylor Allison Swift is ranked 33,747^th in the world and 290^th in the West Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 35.99 flags saluted per person per day.