The Kingdom of Grampania is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by King Edward III with an even hand, and renowned for its lack of airports, zero percent divorce rate, and compulsory military service. The compassionate, devout population of 5.456 billion Dorians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Aberdeen. The average income tax rate is 71.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Grampanian economy, worth 338 trillion Shillings a year, is led by the Soda Sales industry, with significant contributions from Cheese Exports, Book Publishing, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 61,951 Shillings, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Prisoners can't do number twos without their "toilet buddy" present, pareidolic SETI scientists swear there's a message from aliens hidden within pi, bars are packed at all hours, and the clergy of Episcopalianism remains a single-sex institution. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Grampania's national animal is the Aberdeen Angus, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Episcopalianism.

Grampania is ranked 246,542^nd in the world and 42^nd in Regionless for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 17,841.98 Standard Monetary Units.