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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,931stFattest Citizens: 3,141stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,187th
The Dictatorship of
Iron Fist Consumerists Imperialist Pig Dog Oppressors
Russkiy chelovek vzoydyot v bydlo
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Russo-bydliya

Population271 million

CapitalBydlograd

Currencypalets
AnimalSLON

The Dictatorship of Russo-bydliya is a huge, efficient nation, notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and enforced nudity. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 271 million Russo-bydliyans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Industry, Administration, and Law & Order are also considered important, while Welfare and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bydlograd. The average income tax rate is 12.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Russo-bydliyan economy, worth 27.9 trillion palets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Gambling. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 103,109 palets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines, and private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Russo-bydliya's national animal is the SLON, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Russo-bydliya is ranked 250,354th in the world and 8th in Z H I R E G A N C for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring -29.35 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,931stFattest Citizens: 3,141stHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 3,187thNudest: 3,606thMost Avoided: 4,701stMost Secular: 4,825thLargest Insurance Industry: 5,531stLargest Gambling Industry: 7,199thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,564thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 9,139thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,369thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 10,546thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 10,732ndMost Influential: 12,317thLargest Retail Industry: 12,425thTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 14,467thMost Valuable International Artwork: 15,183rdMost Armed: 19,871stLargest Manufacturing Sector: 25,051stMost Conservative: 25,395thMost Corrupt Governments: 25,743rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 27,627th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Russo-bydliya, private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots.
  • : Following new legislation in Russo-bydliya, nature magazines featuring stick insects on their covers are sometimes mistaken for fashion magazines.
  • : Russo-bydliya was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and the Top 10% for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Following new legislation in Russo-bydliya, curtailed social programs have left many citizens bereft of any safety net.
  • : Following new legislation in Russo-bydliya, police drones follow every suspected Peeping Tom.
  • : Following new legislation in Russo-bydliya, the controversial show 'Who Wants to be an Immigrant?' has become wildly popular.
  • : Following new legislation in Russo-bydliya, colonial subjects have Russo-bydliyan culture shoved down their throats.
  • : Following new legislation in Russo-bydliya, claims adjusters are uselessly vague.
  • : Following new legislation in Russo-bydliya, the government extracts trade concessions from poor nations in exchange for humanitarian aid.
  • : Following new legislation in Russo-bydliya, the police force is rumoured to be made up of evil shadows with no souls.

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World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 4 » Illyanisches Demokratische Republik, Astolfochea, Zheng Fa, and New Amerikan Republic.

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