The Uncorruptable Nation of Yellops is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by MaxDistructo with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 8.622 billion Yellopsians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Administration, and Education. The average income tax rate is 82.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse Yellopsian economy, worth 821 trillion yellopsian dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 95,293 yellopsian dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Pitchforks and torches are coming back into fashion, crowds of flag-burning protesters tend to accidentally become crowds of burning protesters, the nation's politicians are known more for the internet memes they spawn than any of their accomplishments, and the blood, sweat, and tears of poor Yellopsians make research institutes rich. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Yellops's national animal is the cobra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Yellops is ranked 281,327^th in the world and 6,121^st in The North Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 0.5 flags saluted per person per day.