The Federal Oligarchy of Greater Tomland is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by The Toms with an even hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, irreverence towards religion, and absence of drug laws. The hard-working population of 8.123 billion Toms enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Camsburgh. The average income tax rate is 40.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Greater Tomlandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,024 trillion Valorets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Soda Sales. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 126,179 Valorets, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Cricket farmers use magnifying glasses to fit every member of their herd with tiny tracking tags, production of license plates has dropped as prisoners' hands are far too greasy to operate machinery, the nation leads Osiris for unlikely accidents and truffle consumption, and it's considered providence that the political lexicon contains a syrup of company slogans. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Greater Tomland's national animal is the Dog, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Greater Tomland is ranked 17,901^st in the world and 917^th in Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,560.18 on the Gilded Widget Scale.