The United Provinces of Harinko is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Goddess Aqua with a fair hand, and remarkable for its public floggings, sprawling nuclear power plants, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, democratic, devout population of 13.46 billion Harinkoans are known throughout the region for their efficiency and work ethic, as well as their general suspicion of leisure.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Lucilles. The average income tax rate is 7.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Harinkoan economy, worth a remarkable 5,702 trillion Harinko Dollars a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 423,669 Harinko Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

There are traffic jams at sea as diligent customs officers check every part of every ship, the government has an entire department dedicated to staring at microscopes and writing down letters, all-natural foods are becoming a major fad, and social media sites prompt users to send birthday greetings to unresponsive nonagenarians. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, despite the fact that it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many laws. Harinko's national animal is the Buffalo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Community Congregation of Lucius.

Harinko is ranked 73,740^th in the world and 1^st in Martanic Harinkoan Bloc for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 407.15 on the Clooney Contribution Index.