The USSS Region of Hevellia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by chief of region Stanislav Domarad with an iron fist, and renowned for its national health service, avowedly heterosexual populace, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 10.699 billion Lunarian Slavs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The tiny, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, although Administration, Industry, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Defense and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Nowy Bierlin. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 5.9%.

The all-consuming Hevellian economy, worth a remarkable 1,115 trillion denars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Gambling. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 104,287 denars, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

You can be fired for dyeing grey hairs, government-run brothels can be found on every street corner, wheelchair users complain it is nearly impossible for them to cross the road in Nowy Bierlin, and governments opposing Hevellia are beset by rebels. Crime is a serious problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Hevellia's national animal is the indigenous Almain, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Slavic National Christian Church.

Hevellia is ranked 264,652^nd in the world and 9,555^th in Osiris for Most Patriotic, with 1.01 flags saluted per person per day.