The Empire of Liechteinshtain is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Horansan The First with an even hand, and notable for its ubiquitous missile silos, avowedly heterosexual populace, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed population of 2.969 billion Liechteinshtainians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gaziemir. The average income tax rate is 73.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Liechteinshtainian economy, worth 319 trillion lire a year, is dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 107,687 lire, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Many politicians are serving jail time for minor drug offenses, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, a stocking with a crooked seam or a tie without a full Windsor knot are grounds for instant dismissal, and all guns must be registered. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Liechteinshtain's national animal is the leopard, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Tengrism.

Liechteinshtain is ranked 208,207^th in the world and 39^th in Waifu for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -3.74 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.