The Constitutional Monarchy of Holy Chris is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by chris the reedemer with an iron fist, and notable for its pith helmet sales, compulsory military service, and ubiquitous missile silos. The compassionate, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.28 billion Holy Chrisians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of chris city. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 76.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Holy Chrisian economy, worth 186 trillion manoas a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 145,639 manoas, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

There's often a little nagging voice suggesting that parents aren't keeping their kids safe, handling people's data is proving an immersive experience, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, and phenotypic plasticity is a struggle for sealife in polluted waters. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Holy Chris's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is church of chris.

Holy Chris is ranked 27,138^th in the world and 1^st in IMPERIAL WORLD for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 6,782.64 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.