The Right Off Your Head of Steal Your Face is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Jerry Garcia with an even hand, and remarkable for its prohibition of alcohol, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 1.943 billion Dead Heads have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Brokedown Palace. The average income tax rate is 36.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Steal Your Facean economy, worth 238 trillion sugarees a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Basket Weaving, Book Publishing, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 122,852 sugarees, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.

Couples are discouraged from marrying until they can rank their partner on a scale of one to ten, citizens are encouraged to report friends, family members or co-workers who seem depressed to the government for "counselling", politicians have literally dirty hands from their extracurricular activities, and cheese has become the new icon of political dissent. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Steal Your Face's national animal is the dancing bear, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Listen to the Music Play.

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