The State of Inaclete is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its irreverence towards religion, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 17.625 billion Inacleteans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.7%.

The strong Inacletean economy, worth a remarkable 1,077 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is 61,130 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 415,612 per year while the poor average 3,284, a ratio of 126 to 1.

The Governor has just been declared ruler of Inaclete in an international press conference, the government's official stance on religion is that it is so very silly, kids laugh off vandalism and arson as "just fun", and citizens are prohibited from raising their voice above thirty decibels in commercial districts. Crime, especially youth-related, is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Inaclete's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Inaclete is ranked 91,254^th in the world and 2^nd in Queensland for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 2,809.2 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.