The Confederacy of Jasonvillee is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, unlimited-speed roads, and free-roaming dinosaurs. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 11.751 billion Joseoners are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Healthcare, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hansoul. The average income tax rate is 82.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The strong Joseon economy, worth 790 trillion won a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 67,247 won, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Burial ceremonies have become as routinised as tax forms, private law firms are unheard of, viewers get headaches from trying to read the screen full of small print warnings that precede most TV shows, and it's always rabbit season. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Jasonvillee's national animal is the Pigeon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Christianity.

Jasonvillee is ranked 11,947^th in the world and 59^th in Democratic Socialist Assembly for Safest, scoring 119.08 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.