The Rogue Nation of Jolx is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by the unwashed masses with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, soft-spoken computers, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 12.133 billion Jolxians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Defense and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the ocean. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Jolxian economy, worth a remarkable 2,267 trillion universes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 186,882 universes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

It is believed that belligerence is a passing phase foreign leaders will soon outgrow, the nation's taxpayers pay for foreign government's extravagances, interest in globalism never flags, and bronze and marble supplies are running low as sculptors depict full-figured subjects. Crime is totally unknown. Jolx's national animal is the walrus, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Jolx is ranked 3,011^th in the world and 2^nd in Realm of the Whispering Winds for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 65.46 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.