The Republic of Leather Tribes of Jooventi is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by George Steinbrenner with a fair hand, and renowned for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, compulsory military service, and triple-decker prams. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 10.337 billion Jooventians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The relatively small, corrupt government is primarily concerned with Industry, although Defense, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while International Aid and Welfare receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zebranni. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 21.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Jooventian economy, worth a remarkable 1,169 trillion Dolliirs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an impressive 113,135 Dolliirs, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 347,191 per year while the poor average 28,518, a ratio of 12.2 to 1.

It's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets, stray dogs and children root through the trash for snacks, online terrorists are automatically assigned adverts for cheap balaclavas, and veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days. Crime, especially youth-related, is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Jooventi's national animal is the Zebra, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Northern Orthodox Spiritualism.

Jooventi is ranked 251,130^th in the world and 52^nd in Nations of the Planet Toylin for Lowest Crime Rates, with 51.5 law-abiding acts per hour.