The State of Kirgiz is a gargantuan, orderly nation, remarkable for its complete lack of prisons and complete lack of public education. The hard-working, cynical population of 21.171 billion Kirgizians enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The tiny, corrupt, liberal, well-organized government prioritizes Industry, although Welfare is also considered important, while Spirituality and Law & Order receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Westminster. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The thriving Kirgizian economy, worth 544 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is highly specialized and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Retail, Cheese Exports, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 25,731 betales, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

Elections have been outlawed, a dictator has seized power and outlawed elections, and Kirgiz has designated Westminster as its capital city. Crime is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Kirgiz's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Kirgiz is ranked 256,342^nd in the world and 6^th in Freedom Front for Most Patriotic, with 1.51 flags saluted per person per day.