The United Kingdoms of Neo-Routhengard is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Michel Nicole Demetrius with a fair hand, and renowned for its compulsory military service, otherworldly petting zoo, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 3.989 billion Routhengardians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Edel Garden. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Neo-Routhengardian economy, worth 891 trillion xanthousites a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 223,387 xanthousites, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Passwords to nuclear codes must now contain upper and lower case characters, every new building project has to undergo a five-year environmental impact study before it can go ahead, giggling elementary school newspaper reporters want to know why Michel Nicole Demetrius is a silly poophead, and at least 1% of the Ministry of Foreign Affairs budget goes to Michel Nicole Demetrius's wardrobe. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Neo-Routhengard's national animal is the snowshoe rabbit, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is the Psaltery of the Heavens.

Neo-Routhengard is ranked 23,257^th in the world and 1,534^th in Balder for Most Patriotic, with 44.02 flags saluted per person per day.