The Dictatorship of Azealand Isle is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Lord Azizul with an even hand, and notable for its closed borders, rum-swilling pirates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, humorless, devout population of 4.308 billion Azealand Islanders are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Azealand Dungeon. The average income tax rate is 93.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Azealand Islean economy, worth 573 trillion Azealand Dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 133,045 Azealand Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.8 times as much as the poorest.

Lord Azizul's new office is 6 by 8 feet with steel walls and a barred door, schoolchildren are taught to boo and hiss at Lord Azizul's name, the church encourages double-dipping, and more money is spent on policing the welfare system for abuse than on the welfare system itself. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Azealand Isle's national animal is the Saltwater crocodile, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Sobekism.

Azealand Isle is ranked 4,433^rd in the world and 117^th in The East Pacific for Highest Food Quality, scoring 215.76 on the Meeshlin-Starr Index.