The Hāʻena Shoreline of Kuskelherria is a gargantuan, genial nation, remarkable for its frequent executions and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working population of 45.1 billion Kuskelherrians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government is effectively ruled by the Department of Education, although Welfare and Environment are also considered important, while Defense and Social Policy receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 15.1%.

The strong Kuskelherrian economy, worth a remarkable 1,778 trillion niihau shells a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is 39,432 niihau shells, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

People are now classified as male, female, or genderqueer, the government has cut its subsidies for all special interest groups, voting has become a nightmare since everyone keeps selecting "None of the above", and all tariffs have been abolished. Crime, especially youth-related, is moderate, probably because of the absence of a police force. Kuskelherria's national animal is the pidgin, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Kuskelherria is ranked 278,363^rd in the world and 3^rd in Big Island for Most Patriotic, with 0.56 flags saluted per person per day.