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Most Patriotic: 3rdLargest Governments: 4thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5th
The Third Social Alliance of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
You mess with the people, you mess with the state!
The Founder
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Kyldellian Halon

Population23.648 billion

CapitalThe Great Fortress of Mt Iris
LeaderThe Founder
FaithMorvolox

CurrencyGram
AnimalMonster

The Third Social Alliance of Kyldellian Halon is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The Founder with an even hand, and notable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, rampant corporate plagiarism, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cheerful, devout population of 23.648 billion Kyldellians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of The Great Fortress of Mt Iris. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Kyldellian economy, worth an astonishing 16,430 trillion Grams a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Tourism. Average income is a breathtaking 694,798 Grams, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire, and the parliament building has installed a revolving door. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Kyldellian Halon's national animal is the Monster, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Morvolox.

Kyldellian Halon is ranked 39th in the world and 1st in Kylden for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 1,945.07 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.

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Most Patriotic: 3rdLargest Governments: 4thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5thMost Cultured: 6thSafest: 6thMost Efficient Economies: 14thLowest Crime Rates: 22ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 34thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 35thSmartest Citizens: 38thMost Scientifically Advanced: 39thHighest Poor Incomes: 45thHighest Food Quality: 46thMost Developed: 79thLongest Average Lifespans: 86thHighest Average Incomes: 104thMost Subsidized Industry: 118thLargest Publishing Industry: 141stMost Advanced Public Transport: 169thHealthiest Citizens: 173rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 193rdMost Inclusive: 235thHighest Economic Output: 261stMost Devout: 292ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 300thMost Armed: 324thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 338thRudest Citizens: 357thMost Advanced Public Education: 403rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 407thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 416thLargest Information Technology Sector: 500thLargest Agricultural Sector: 525thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 547thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 663rdLargest Welfare Programs: 843rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,060thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 1,631stHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,694thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,926thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,060thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,784thTop
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Most Beautiful Environments: 2,918thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,070thMost Stationary: 3,271stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,420thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,044thLargest Retail Industry: 4,532ndLargest Cheese Export Sector: 4,971stMost Influential: 7,645thLargest Populations: 10,659thLeast Corrupt Governments: 11,079thTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 23,386th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Developed: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionMost Cultured: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 1st in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 1st in the regionMost Stationary: 1st in the regionMost Influential: 1st in the regionHighest Food Quality: 1st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1st in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionSafest: 1st in the regionMost Inclusive: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 1st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Devout: 1st in the regionTop
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Largest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 2nd in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 2nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Conservative: 2nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, the parliament building has installed a revolving door.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, birds and children's kites are regularly brought down by anti-aircraft fire.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, the fire brigade often deal with cases of burnt toast.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, the nation's orphanages and maternity wards have been nicknamed 'the Killbot Factories'.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, the armed forces are locked in an expensive and bloody war abroad to stamp out possible terrorists.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, the sudden proliferation of nuclear weapons is very queer.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, streakers swamp all public events in order to bare it all.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, corrective labour camps either end political dissent or kill the dissenters.
  • : Following new legislation in Kyldellian Halon, discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation is illegal.

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