Population | 22.393 billion |
Capital | Holmond |
Leader | Director Luther Cook |
Faith | Atheism |
Currency | Gold Sterling |
Animal | Lion |
The Technocratic Federation of Laudesia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Director Luther Cook with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, vat-grown people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 22.393 billion Laudesians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Holmond. The average income tax rate is 98.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Laudesian economy, worth an astonishing 11,714 trillion Gold Sterlings a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Tourism. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 523,122 Gold Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
People's charity begins and ends at home, cases of disease among the civilian population dwindle as civilian population dwindles, adult magazines are having a sales resurgence as internet anonymity disappears, and the Department of Reduction of Bureaucratic Red Tape has set up a working committee to investigate its own excessive paperwork. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Laudesia's national animal is the Lion, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Atheism.
Laudesia is ranked 191,478th in the world and 2,467th in the West Pacific for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring -3.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Laudesia was endorsed by The Republic of Rossiyskiye Respublik.
- : Laudesia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork.
- : Laudesia was endorsed by The War Criminal of Dalimbar.
- : Laudesia was endorsed by The Queer Pirate Endorsing OT of Fujai.
- : Laudesia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Scientifically Advanced, Highest Average Incomes, Most Beautiful Environments, Most Influential, and Most Patriotic.
- : Laudesia was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of KalayaPaan.
- : Laudesia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Laudesia was endorsed by The Shogunate of Wakoshima.
- : Laudesia was endorsed by The Cyberocracy of Kisovec.
- : Laudesia was endorsed by The Revealing Science of All Good People.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 113 » Bhang Bhang Duc, The Holy Principality of Saint Mark, Savitri, Varanius, Apexiala, Infinite Star, Muad-Dib, The Greater Rizal, Hongg Kong, Nes Repuland, Astra Prime, Mediobogdum, Peourouin, Shaktirajya, New Democratic Republic of Russia, Romlania, Nas Crustium, Q The Almighty, DiscGolfLand, Glorious Existence, Arifiyyah, Albyion Kingdom, Twisted Duality, Bucals Kagotoaion, Krajakhstan, Jigsland, Bodusse, Ingentis Novus, Burakis, Isle Royale, Podium, The United Republic of Westend, Farophlosia, Guitermot, SPHRANTZES, Fallgriffin, Futuo, The Warriors of Determination, Dreamers for Hope, Av Libertas Vindex, Inner Ryxtylopia, New Belia, Algueneia, Great Jameston, Hamburg Neo, Safiz, Taylor Allison Swift, Marina Nova, East Islaragica, One Nation under Rob, and 63 others.Pandaland II, Greg Tucker, Thyrall, Serrus, Liberillia, Eidechse, Porta Caeli, Orcatortugs, Sindria, The Rega, Corbeil, Neo Mexia, El Facil, Ritelssaeney, Condonohia, New Caterse, Svanland, Guam-North Mariana, Outer Scotiotland, Rotvania, Tithio, Escapitania, Occidius, Neulant, East Pal Giulia, Amieden, Overthinkers, Thessalian, Greynne, Archinos, Omphalos, Willow Gate, Rengum in Lingo, Tropical Isles, Hyperion Towers, Fotisdia, Triestine, Diet coke enjoyers, Arkengia, Succedania, Ulinzistan, Wickedly evil people, Kabirstan, Dilber, Rhamenia, Moriari, Xebloso, Nacaome, Isachile Tum, Yy4u, RelentlessPirates, Tsangenya, Twazta, Pushistia, Hexion, Eyluvmenia, Juliannistan, Zoran, Kisovec, Wakoshima, KalayaPaan, Fujai, and Rossiyskiye Respublik.