Population | 11.413 billion |
Capital | Paradise City |
Leader | Farley The Legend |
Faith | Darwinism |
Currency | bottle cap |
Animal | Land Shark |
The Legendary Land of Layngderfleethe is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Farley The Legend with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 11.413 billion Legends enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.
The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Paradise City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Legendary economy, worth a remarkable 2,700 trillion bottle caps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 236,648 bottle caps, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct, and party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises. Crime is totally unknown. Layngderfleethe's national animal is the Land Shark, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans, and its national religion is Darwinism.
Layngderfleethe is ranked 281,537th in the world and 10,439th in Osiris for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring -12.77 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Layngderfleethe was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Food Quality, Most Developed, Most Advanced Public Education, Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and Most Inclusive.
- : Layngderfleethe was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Layngderfleethe, party affiliation is just as irrelevant as campaign promises.
- : Following new legislation in Layngderfleethe, arbitrary election rules are considered sacrosanct.
- : Following new legislation in Layngderfleethe, mums always ask their three-year-olds for permission before hugging them.
- : Following new legislation in Layngderfleethe, prenuptial contracts have replaced diamond rings in marriage proposals.
- : Following new legislation in Layngderfleethe, weather forecasts are accurate but nobody has the bandwidth to view them.
- : Layngderfleethe's influence in Osiris rose from "Nipper" to "Minnow".
- : Layngderfleethe was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Subsidized Industry.
- : Following new legislation in Layngderfleethe, stranded mountaineers can watch livestreamed footage of their rescues.