The Republic of Ayauitlan is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its national health service, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 6.58 billion Ayauitecas enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The large, socially-minded government prioritizes Healthcare, although Education, Industry, and Welfare are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oselotan. The average income tax rate is 56.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The all-consuming Ayauiteco economy, worth 569 trillion pexoes a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 86,563 pexoes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, coffee-addicted citizens look forward to baristas getting their name wrong at local coffee shops, the military has forsaken terrestrial warfare, and the number of students attending university has reached a record high. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ayauitlan's national animal is the jaguar, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ayauitlan is ranked 223,996^th in the world and 2,943^rd in the West Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 3.6 flags saluted per person per day.