Population | 29.089 billion |
Capital | Pink |
Leader | Scoosie |
Currency | rock |
Animal | collie dog |
The Republic of Lubalai is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Scoosie with a fair hand, and notable for its strictly enforced bedtime, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, devout population of 29.089 billion Lubals love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pink. The average income tax rate is 78.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The strong Lubalaian economy, worth a remarkable 2,189 trillion rocks a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 75,259 rocks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.3 times as much as the poorest.
The weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves, there's a bright dawn ahead for Lubalai, and the nation sends criminals home to think about what they did. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Lubalai's national animal is the collie dog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Lubalai is ranked 10,750th in the world and 636th in Osiris for Highest Foreign Aid Spending, scoring 1,745.16 on the Clooney Contribution Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Lubalai was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Valuable International Artwork, the Top 5% for Highest Economic Output and Highest Foreign Aid Spending, and the Top 10% for Most World Assembly Endorsements and Highest Food Quality.
- : Lubalai was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Lubalai was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Lubalai, the nation sends criminals home to think about what they did.
- : Following new legislation in Lubalai, there's a bright dawn ahead for Lubalai.
- : Following new legislation in Lubalai, unpackaged foodstuffs rot on store shelves.
- : Following new legislation in Lubalai, the weather report is the prisoners' favourite programme.
- : Lubalai was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Dead, Most Survivors, and Most Zombies.
- : Lubalai was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Pacifist.
- : Lubalai was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.