The Mighty Emperor Zim's Army of Moose Worshippers is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by The Mighty Emperor Zim with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, ritual sacrifices, and anti-smoking policies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 35.129 billion Mooseans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Vermont. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 24.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Moose Worshippersian economy, worth a remarkable 7,573 trillion Antler Racks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is an amazing 215,582 Antler Racks, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,998,029 per year while the poor average 2,210, a ratio of 903 to 1.

The writing style of religious hymns often changes mid-stanza, citizens who become homeless are immediately executed, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, and doctors who mutter "Oh my God" often lose their medical license. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Moose Worshippers's national animal is the North Canadian Moose, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Mooseanism.

Moose Worshippers is ranked 9,225^th in the world and 1^st in Holy Moosean Empire for Lowest Crime Rates, with 102.55 law-abiding acts per hour.