The Fdwfee727eue of New Jamisonia is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by None with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 8.363 billion Nones have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of None. The average income tax rate is 46.9%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The powerhouse New Jamisonian economy, worth 938 trillion Nones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Book Publishing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 112,180 Nones, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

Many believe that None's head is big enough for the sun to orbit around it, the delay between passed legislation and real world implementation is often a decade or longer, families returning from international vacations are unable to get their children back into the country, and children asking questions about science are referred to relevant sections in religious texts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. New Jamisonia's national animal is the None, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is None.

New Jamisonia is ranked 52,154^th in the world and 3,102^nd in Osiris for Most Advanced Public Education, scoring 4,185.21 on the Edu-tellignce® Test Score.