The Kingdom of Newforte is a gargantuan, efficient nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 14.28 billion Newforteans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Healthcare. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The thriving Newfortean economy, worth 795 trillion Latinums a year, is led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Pizza Delivery, and Cheese Exports. Average income is 55,728 Latinums, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 197,262 per year while the poor average 11,367, a ratio of 17.4 to 1.

Crime is a problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Newforte's national animal is the Black Widow, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Newforte is ranked 103,171^st in the world and 8^th in Winterfell for Most Beautiful Environments, with 561.41 pounds of wildlife per square mile.