The Democratic People's Republic of North Kim Jong is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Kim Jong Un with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 19.177 billion Jong Subordinate Slaves are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pyongyang. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 69.3%.

The thriving enslaved economy, worth a remarkable 1,799 trillion Won a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Automobile Manufacturing. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,861 Won, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 290,037 per year while the poor average 23,426, a ratio of 12.4 to 1.

The military patrols the streets in search of possible secessionists, the military has declared that 'a woman's place is in the mess hall', one lone government employee can be seen hunting for the elusive stray white dog, and exceptionally talented workers are praised more than Revolutionary heroes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. North Kim Jong's national animal is the Chollima.

North Kim Jong is ranked 164,979^th in the world and 13^th in The Meme Must Go On for Most Beautiful Environments, with 505.48 pounds of wildlife per square mile.