The Kingdom of Onalissa is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Kyorgia Kyosson-Vonimof with an even hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, otherworldly petting zoo, and public floggings. The compassionate, devout population of 15.104 billion Onalissans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Oslo. The average income tax rate is 23.4%.

The Onalissan economy, worth 693 trillion Knafles a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 45,926 Knafles, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens receive notices of disenfranchisement along with their parking tickets, the national census includes an opt-in to join the government-run dating service, every workday begins with group therapy, and orange is the new black for judicial robes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Onalissa's national animal is the Realseakseo, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Den Norske Kirke.

Onalissa is ranked 119,858^th in the world and 31^st in Kyorgia puppet storage for Lowest Crime Rates, with 63.72 law-abiding acts per hour.