The People's Republic of Ooferian Farmer Army 79 is a massive, genial nation, renowned for its digital currency, parental licensing program, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 2.397 billion Ooferian Farmer Army 79ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 30.2%.

The thriving Ooferian Farmer Army 79ian economy, worth 198 trillion banks a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 82,795 banks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Policemen regularly conduct midnight raids on closed donut shops to 'collect evidence', oil rigs in winter are heated by contained oil slick fires, the studies of art and philosophy are banned, and Red Cross demand for body bags is rising while sutures go unused. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ooferian Farmer Army 79's national animal is the card, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ooferian Farmer Army 79 is ranked 278,213^th in the world and 10,566^th in Lazarus for Most Beautiful Environments, with 6.69 pounds of wildlife per square mile.