The States of Oppland Republic is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Gertrude Greene with a fair hand, and renowned for its irreverence towards religion, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 13.863 billion Opplandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Healthcare, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Condor Town. The average income tax rate is 69.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Opplandish economy, worth 717 trillion Opps a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Woodchip Exports, and Cheese Exports. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 51,723 Opps, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Takeaway food bought on the weekend now comes with fifty percent more sweat and tears, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing, the nation refuses to provide international aid, and citizens brought into court for parking violations are never heard from again. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Oppland Republic's national animal is the Condor, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Oppland Republic is ranked 56,973^rd in the world and 3,382^nd in Balder for Lowest Crime Rates, with 72.43 law-abiding acts per hour.