The Co㎱ervatюnist Chronicl㏌g Cult of Orthodox Herbertarianism is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Naib al-Baz with an even hand, and renowned for its ritual sacrifices, absence of drug laws, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 4.589 billion Herbertarians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The medium-sized, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sietch Hagga. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 22.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Herbertarian economy, worth 392 trillion solaris a year, is dominated by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Retail, and Basket Weaving. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 85,598 solaris, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 385,195 per year while the poor average 11,734, a ratio of 32.8 to 1.

Country folk are sent to obligatory boarding schools to learn how to be civilized, there is a growing belief that consciousness is a simulated illusion within a computer-generated reality, there are no more heroes any more, and the beauty of coastal towns is marred only slightly by all the closed-down storefronts. Crime is a major problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Orthodox Herbertarianism's national animal is the murcielago bat, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Orthodox Herbertarianism.

Orthodox Herbertarianism is ranked 235,677^th in the world and 244^th in The Black Hawks for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 47.56 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.