The Rosy Red Republics of Podria is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Sisterly Leader Nadezhda Krupskaya with an even hand, and remarkable for its sprawling nuclear power plants, devotion to social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 12.233 billion Podrian are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Doiregrad. The average income tax rate is 95.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Podri economy, worth a remarkable 1,342 trillion Podrian Assembly Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing. Average income is an impressive 109,714 Podrian Assembly Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists ask to stay in the same pleasant accommodations where foreign prisoners are kept, the government hopes that Federation janitors overhear all of the good gossip, troublemakers boast about how many times they have to visit their therapist, and there's more than one way to skin a diplomat. Crime is totally unknown. Podria's national animal is the serpent, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Rosy Redism.

Podria is ranked 28,104^th in the world and 164^th in The Leftist Assembly for Lowest Crime Rates, with 84.01 law-abiding acts per hour.