Population | 34.468 billion |
Capital | Warsaw |
Leader | Pilsudski |
Currency | zloty |
Animal | eagle |
The Democratic Republic of Polandorus is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Pilsudski with an even hand, and notable for its anti-smoking policies, pith helmet sales, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, humorless population of 34.468 billion Polandorusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 22.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient Polandorusian economy, worth a remarkable 8,291 trillion zloties a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 240,557 zloties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
They say that Polandorusians made a dessert and called it peace, residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies, and billion-zloty sentient AI killbots roll through the streets dispensing hot dogs and T-shirts. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polandorus's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Polandorus is ranked 290,931st in the world and 20th in Poland for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -32.8 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Polandorus, billion-zloty sentient AI killbots roll through the streets dispensing hot dogs and T-shirts.
- : Following new legislation in Polandorus, kissing cousins produce the heartiest babies.
- : Following new legislation in Polandorus, residents of new housing subdivisions complain about the total absence of supermarkets and restaurants.
- : Polandorus was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Polandorus voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Liberate Eclipsis".
- : Polandorus voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Prosecutorial Discretion Act".
- : Polandorus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Developed, Most Influential, Most Valuable International Artwork, Highest Disposable Incomes, and Most Beautiful Environments.
- : Polandorus was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Poor Incomes.
- : Following new legislation in Polandorus, they say that Polandorusians made a dessert and called it peace.
- : Following new legislation in Polandorus, diners regard burgers made from mechanically reclaimed cow protein as "proper meat".
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 1 » Ecclesia Militans et Triumphans.