The Democratic Republic of Polandorus is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Pilsudski with an even hand, and renowned for its smutty television, national health service, and pith helmet sales. The compassionate, humorless population of 34.546 billion Polandorusians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warsaw. The average income tax rate is 22.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Polandorusian economy, worth a remarkable 8,289 trillion zloties a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 239,965 zloties, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Polandorusian husbands are dead good at fathering kids, weird kids who eat bugs are breaking the law, military equipment is being auctioned off to extend comatose centenarians' lives, and it's illegal to be caught on tape. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Polandorus's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Polandorus is ranked 1,312^th in the world and 2^nd in Poland for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 920.59 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.