The Carrot's Serene Hideaway of Psuedopolis is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Captain Carrot with an even hand, and renowned for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, cheerful, devout population of 26.745 billion Psuedopoliticians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Psuedopolis City. The average income tax rate is 69.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Psuedopolitician economy, worth a remarkable 2,748 trillion Ha'pennies a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 102,761 Ha'pennies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.8 times as much as the poorest.

CEOs can't hear the term 'Fire Sale' without bursting into tears, Jack Russells have proven to be terrible spies, the Smalltopian embassy doubles as an electoral campaign headquarters, and clumsy self-injury is a viable claim in modern compensation culture. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Psuedopolis's national animal is the Fox, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestantism.

Psuedopolis is ranked 5,770^th in the world and 7^th in Caer Sidi for Safest, scoring 128.84 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.