The Regularchy of Regiria is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Reg U Lader with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 32.267 billion Regirians are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The medium-sized, liberal government prioritizes Education, with Environment, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reginopolis. The average income tax rate is 71.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Regirian economy, worth a remarkable 4,750 trillion Regirian Regiris a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 147,230 Regirian Regiris, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Social networking sites have discussion groups devoted to planning terrorist attacks, trails to natural wonders are littered with trash from reality film crews, Reg U Lader is frequently seen begging critics to stop insulting the government, and things are looking up for patients accidentally prescribed erectile dysfunction medication. Crime is totally unknown. Regiria's national animal is the unslayable dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Laderinism.

Regiria is ranked 267,366^th in the world and 1^st in Regulus for Most Patriotic, with 0.87 flags saluted per person per day.