The Incorporated States of True nukes is a very large, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its avowedly heterosexual populace, strictly enforced bedtime, and state-planned economy. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 189 million True nukesians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large government prioritizes Welfare, although Defense, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. The average income tax rate is 51.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The True nukesian economy, worth 8.51 trillion Plutonium-239s a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Retail, Information Technology, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 45,042 Plutonium-239s, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Drunk drivers are sent to rehabilitation paid for by the government, the government is ignoring the latest terrorist atrocities in True nukes City for fear of causing a fuss, everyone wants to be on the guest list for diplomatic parties, and jailbreaking is the best-selling book category of the year. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. True nukes's national animal is the I don’t know, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

True nukes is ranked 88,931^st in the world and 8^th in Da People Realm for Most Scientifically Advanced, scoring 92.18 on the Kurzweil Singularity Index.